Zork

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> Speak in Italian You shout the only words you know in Italian as loud as you can. If you're not mistaken, you learned this good stuff off of some gangster movie. > Ti voglio chiavare a morte! The Sicilian looks alarmed, then begins shaking in fury. He screams something in Italian about your family history and calls upon you the pestilence of strange Grues. Oh, and he also pulls out an AK-47 and fires so many bullets into your body that your body becomes weighted down by all that lead and you fall through the wooden floor. Your remains are subsequently devoured by a Floorboard Grue. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN