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 Nondescript Room Score: 0 Moves: 0

Man, you've never played this game before have you? The adventurer devours you after you have a chance to scream.


> Um...I'm the adventurer...

Oh, right. Well, you eat the grue. You feel much better now that you've FINALLY eaten. Too bad the game just reset itself.

There's a Grue behind you. You're back to square one.