Zork

IRC	Score: 4	Moves: 8
> join #wikipedia The contents of this Zork page have been removed due to a DMCA warning from some guy named Jimbo over some matters called GFDL and CC-BY-NC-SA. Therefore, this page cannot feature the real log of you chatting on #wikipedia, and we are forced to invent an ad-hoc scenario where a grue emerges out of the black screen and eats you. This grue looks suspiciously like St. Ignucius. Besides, you were supposed to be eaten by a grue anyway, so we just made the inevitable closer. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN