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> How do I destroy the ATM machine?
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? 1) Lots of things can blow up an ATM.

? 2) For example, a grenade.

? 3) Maybe a crowbar?

? 4) The list goes on and on. Stungun, stolic, nuke, taser, flamethrower, welding arc, hazmat suit, George Carlin, a Grue...

? 5) Be aware, though, wielding any of these will register you as a terrorist in the United Spades.

? 6) In which case, too bad.

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