Zork

Africa	Score: 10	Moves: 28
> no way man The windowless van speeds on, leaving you to wonder if perhaps there was a better way of handling that. > wait Unfortunately for you, there's no another soul on this continent willing to stop. Boo hoo hoo. > cry You cry like the idiot you are. Cross the road Return to the jungle Protect your precious bodily fluids from the international Communist conspiracy Onwards to Waterloo Suicide-bomb the infidels! Hack the secret narration compartment