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> Cheat

What the hell are you doing here?


> WTF

You weren't supposed to find this secret narration compartment!


> Do I...win?

Can't you read, you dumb fuck! The sign on that barbed wire fence says, unauthorized persons will be FUCKING shot!


> Oh shit sorry

What am I paying you losers for? Guards!!!

*Intruder Alert*

*Intruder Alert*

*All personnel please report immediately to the compartment nobody was supposed to find*

"There he is! Someone give me the rocket launcher!"

KABBOOOOMMMMMM


*** All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ***


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