Zork

Area 51	Score: ?	Moves: ?
> Cheat What the hell are you doing here? > WTF You weren't supposed to find this secret narration compartment! > Do I...win? Can't you read, you dumb fuck! The sign on that barbed wire fence says, unauthorized persons will be FUCKING shot! > Oh shit sorry What am I paying you losers for? Guards!!! *Intruder Alert* *Intruder Alert* *All personnel please report immediately to the compartment nobody was supposed to find* "There he is! Someone give me the rocket launcher!" KABBOOOOMMMMMM *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN