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 France Score: 1815 Moves: 1815


> Let us march on Waterloo, old chap, and give those Frenchies a bloody run for their capital!

You march on Waterloo, mon ami.


> WAIT! what about Duke Wellington?

You never specified which side to fight for, so I assumed you meant the losing one. By the way, you do know what happens next, eh?


> Uh....

Let's just say Nappy needed reluctant, grudging, conscripts like you for his cannon fodder.


> No, wait! I like Paris!

Should have mentioned that to His Imperial Majesty before they charged.


*** All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ***


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