Zork

France	Score: 1815	Moves: 1815
> Let us march on Waterloo, old chap, and give those Frenchies a bloody run for their capital! You march on Waterloo, mon ami. > WAIT! what about Duke Wellington? You never specified which side to fight for, so I assumed you meant the losing one. By the way, you do know what happens next, eh? > Uh.... Let's just say Nappy needed reluctant, grudging, conscripts like you for his cannon fodder. > No, wait! I like Paris! Should have mentioned that to His Imperial Majesty before they charged. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN Hey, that's stupid!