Zork

Africa	Score: 10	Moves: 26
> Cross the road You serious? > What, is something wrong? Yes, something's "wrong". YOU FORGOT TO LOOK BOTH WAYS! > MOTHERFUC- Dude. This is Africa. At rush hour. They don't stop for shit. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN