UnGames:Pulverize the Sun/thinking,huh?

The Sami were aliens all along!

Wow, you're quite a thinker! I bet when you tried to figure out the route to take to pulverize the Sun, you clicked the philosophy option first! But anyways, now you're on a slow track to Mercury.

That is, if you didn't just magically get shot down by VENUSIANS!

And they capture you and take you to the "Ciehgahjail" in "Ciehgahlandia" because they're all Ciehgahpirs, a type of (not so) indigenous Sami hat.

You may now:

• Rot in jail
• Die
• Escape using the magic of office chairs
• Disguise yourself as a Ciehgahpir