UnGames:Pulverize the Sun/officechairs,huh?

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Using the spell "Capitalismity Assity" you turn all the guards into Office Chairs. You then yoink their keys from the ground and begin your escape from Venus..

You may be able to escape via:

• Shitting yourself so badly you launch yourself into space
• Turning into dice
• Harvest enough Sami-Alien Magic to get onto a Sami-Alien spaceship