UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/YouveComeThisFar
The horrors of your adventure flash before your eyes. That airport which you once used as a shelter from the hail of crazy human-bird-opossum hybrids. Your encounter with Reboz, the moccasin wizard, after hijacking a car back on Annette Island. And oh my, the grues, the geues, the gruesome, gruesome grues!
You came all this way, suffered through unimaginable terrors, committed multiple crimes, all for nothing. Ketchikan was a disappointing sight. You wish to return to Ojai, despite how dangerous and ruined it is.
And you can't even kill yourself to respawn in Ojai, because when you intentionally kill yourself, this game doesn't count it as a "suicide". Only stupid, unintentional deaths will send you to that KYS page. Where is the KYS page when you need it the most?
So, out of sheer desperation, you begin to chant:
OJAIOJAIOJAIOJAIOJAAAAAIOOOOOOOO...
OJAIOJAIOJAIOJAIOJAAAAAAI....
OJAIOJAIOJAIOJAIOJAAAAAIOOOOOOOO...
OJAIOJAIOJAIOJAIOJAAAAAAI....
As you chant, a plume of purple smoke begins to surround you. Your magic... it seems to be working.