UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/XYZZY

You ALMOST pass out. Almost. Saying XYZZY was an impressive feat, and managed to asplode all three police officers that were going to arrest you. Those Z's made you turn into a toothbrush, those Y's... eh... weren't that bad, and that X... sounded like a harder Z. You can still run over their dead bodies, although they are obviously dead.

You may:

• Drive your car to Longview
• Run over their dead bodies!
• Say moccasins. out loud
• Faint