UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/DriveToLongview

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A war has begun on the Highway 5, the highway you're using to drive to Longview. It seems that the entire US army is here, in what appears to be a war against several armed militia fighting for Moccasinia. Strange, I thought the Moccasinia border was way east of the 5...

Whatever, that doesn't matter right now. It doesn't look like that you're going to be surviving this battle, especially since the army doesn't seem too nice to let you cross into Longview.

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