UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Wintercabin

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You spend fifteen minutes digging and struggling through the thick layer of snow that goes all the way up to your waist. The digging is even harder with those dorky wings... God, you miss yout arms. But eventually, you finally reach the porch of a lit cabin. After you use your head to knock on the door, you hear a loud voice:

WHO GOES THERE? SHOO, SHOO, STINKY BASTARD!

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A crazy man comes at you with a giant icicle and stabs you to death.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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