UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/West

You're below (northeast of) the Homo Lodge.

You are passing the Homo Lodge. Smoke and the smell of naked fourteen-year-olds billows out of the chimney in the lodge. You, <insert name here>, start to worry that you are a pedophile. A gay pedophile.

Well, as long as you don't actually fuck minors…

So, if there's nothing wrong with homosexuality, then why should I worry about pedophilia?

Well, 14-year-olds are already well into puberty anyway, and they are well above eighteen… in dog years…

You realize that you're going down quite a pedo rabbit hole. Besides, how do you hold back the boner that's slowly rising on your crotch? Oh, fuck…

You may:

• Go back to the basketball court
• Launch a daring assault upon the Spider Tree
• Continue to worry about being a pedophile