UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/PedoJohn
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As your boner continues to get stronger, slowly reaching the size of Donald Duck's erection in that one meme, you get even more worried, and somewhat philosophical, about your apparent pedophilia.
Hey, isn't it actually… eph… ephebophilia if they've hit puberty? That means there's nothing wrong with it, doesn't it?
Huh… maybe I can just tell people that I'm a middle schooler trapped in a grown man's body. Nah, that won't work.
On a scale of 1 to 10, I've got to admit that my niece is an 11. Not just in sexiness, but also in age.
You have really jumped off the deep end, creep. But how do you kill your massive boner? If anyone sees it, you're fucked. Well, even more fucked.
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