UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Waterbeg

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You find a scrap of cardboard. You don't even have a Sharpie or anything to write on the piece of cardboard with, so you write "GIBE WATERS PLOS" with your own blood. You walk over to the side of a road.

A nearby road sign says "BARSTOW: 38 MILES."

Hopefully the infamous blood-feasting entities of the Mojave Desert are fictional and will never find you.

The train is long gone.

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