UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/WaitÓut

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You wait by the windows for a few hours before being approached by a lanky middle-aged man with a goatee. Besides you and the manager, this strange man might be the only person in the airport. He warns you:

"Hey, haven't you seen the weather forecasts? The Olula hail will only get worse for the rest of the week, with a 50% chance of primordial beings. You'll starve to death if you wait for the h̶̷̷̷̵̷̴̶̴̶̢̝̙͔̺̟͍̮̯̹̹͚͉͍͓͖̞̦̳̫̱͎͔̺͇̜͉͙̩̳̼͖̜͔̯̦̭̓̽͆̑͐̋̇̒͒́̋́̌́̌̆͗̒̈́̄̀̅̆̆͌̀͊̎́͛̈́̄̌͑̆̑͘͜͝a̵̶̵̸̵̴̵̷̸̴̧̨̡̡̢̛̝̥̠͍̰̩͕̗̠̩͉̥͕̱̞̙̪̪͉̜͎͎̝̝̞̮̣̗̘̖̤̪͕̺̠̰̰͚͒́̄̆̔͋͑̑̃̔̓̔͒̔̄̊̈́̾̀̈̑̍̍͘̚͝ͅị̶̶̴̵̶̵̷̴̧̨̡̛͍͈̜̪͉͔̜̼̬͕̭̱̪̜̩̗̦͇̠̙̪̩̥͙̝̀̀̓̋̃͆͛̔̈́̀͂̊̿͋̄̿̋͘̕͘̕͝͠ͅͅĺ̶̸̶̵̴̸̸̸̵̷̢̢̢̨̧̛̼͔̯͚̦͓̳̺͎̹̻̪̰͚̲͉̤̘̗͙̗̲̩̗̦̬͉̫̀̈̅́͛̍̾͗̐́̑̈̈́̂͊̈͒̊̊̈́́̿̊̇̉̏͐̐̕̚͝͝ͅ to clear. And besides, they may break in anyway. You think this shitty run-down apartment can hold them any longer? Hey, how about you come to my underground bunker through my secret tunnel? And we at least have moldy cheese and stale bread in there.

You're a little suspicious, of course.

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