UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Vollywood

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WELCOME TO VOLLYWOOD!

It may've taken days, months... four months... but you're here. You're here at Vollywood. And you know exactly what to do.

Before you started your journey to Ketchikan, a lone man gave you a singular ticket. A "get out of jail free card", you may say. But instead of a get out of jail free card (which you probably needed), it's a

BLASTING ASSES TO FERRY ISLAND

ticket. And the Blasting Asses to Ferry Island show is about to begin. So, John, it's time.

The contraption is very simple: We attach a bunch of rockets to an elevator. The elevator flies for hundreds of kilometers before landing "safely" at a location.

Are you ready?

Is it absurd that you're gonna be thrown five hundred kilometers? Yes. But god dammit, you've walked for thousands of kilometers across two countries!!