UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Vollywood
It may've taken days, months... four months... but you're here. You're here at Vollywood. And you know exactly what to do.
Before you started your journey to Ketchikan, a lone man gave you a singular ticket. A "get out of jail free card", you may say. But instead of a get out of jail free card (which you probably needed), it's a
ticket. And the Blasting Asses to Ferry Island show is about to begin. So, John, it's time.
The contraption is very simple: We attach a bunch of rockets to an elevator. The elevator flies for hundreds of kilometers before landing "safely" at a location.
Are you ready?
Is it absurd that you're gonna be thrown five hundred kilometers? Yes. But god dammit, you've walked for thousands of kilometers across two countries!!