UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-ELDRITCH6

You have 0 dollars.

Your finances are terrible.

You have no items.

You may carry only one item at a time.

You start playing break core by using a nearby drum set that was conveniently off the screen. You play so fast, you somehow pass mach speeds and enter the range of... about, half the speed of light. Everything explodes, including the Eldritch Zone, and the entirety of British Columbia. The Fake Yankees and Real Oilers Fans in Alberta only have one thing to say:

“One, two, three, Alberta above B.C.!”

~ Albertans

So maybe, just maybe, it was worth it.

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

You may:

• Respawn
• Restart
• Quit