UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-ELDRITCH5

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Your finances are terrible.

You have no items.

You may carry only one item at a time.

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You try to fly out of the Eldritch Zone, but is hit with the issue that has been plaguing this society, which is "gravity". You see, in 1687, Isaac Newton published Newton's law of universal gravitation, which states that all matter attracts each other with a force of any size, and said size of the force is based on how much mass said object has. It received great attention by most scientists at the time, due to it being a "unifying factor" in the laws about gravity that already existed back then. This has furthermore been proven by the Cavendish experiment, in which participants at the experiment measured the forces of particles by using a torsion pendulum and placing two spherical objects on each side.

You can't fly, dumb-fucking-ass.


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