UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-ELDRITCH10

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๐Ÿ‘๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ FLESH.png FLESH.png FLESH.png FLESH.png ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ FLESH.png ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ Mouthy.gif Mouthy.gif Mouthy.gif Mouthy.gif Mouthy.gif Mouthy.gif Mouthy.gif Mouthy.gif Mouthy.gif FLESH.png You have 0 dollars.

Your finances are terrible.

You have no items.

You may carry only one item at a time.

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You uh... punch him in the balls. Unfortunately for you, the ballsack for the Lawrence of Hejaz is as solid as metal, as he (or she, we do not know the full capabilities of the Lawrence of Hejaz, that is why we do not have any images for him or her yet) borrowed steel from the hard-working slaves staffs of Dubai.

TL;DR: Your leg just, fucking explodes.

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...after you're dead.


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