UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/Steal

You attempt to steal Knife Guy's knife with your own bare hands. Safe to say, it fails miserably. You try to reach for it, but you trip because a rock just so happened to spawn there. As you fall to the ground, Knife Guy prepares to stab you. Before you DIE, you make one final wish:

"Before you... inevitably kill me... please don't leak the John files on the Reddit."

"I WILL, DUMBASS!"

He then stabs you.

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

You may:

• Respawn
• Restart
• Quit