UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/RightHallway

HEALTH: 0
severely injured

THIRST: 0
extremely thirsty

You walk through the right hallway. It is beginning to get a bit dark... you should probably go back. But, there's always your urge from your gut that you should keep on going. This is also where your addiction about trusting your butt began. That's why you kept on clogging the toilet with that shit that was as long as a red sausage and as wide as a cucumber. But that doesn't matter, because that only mattered when you were shitting yourself in the toilet, which was years ago. Now, what that matters is that the way ahead is much darker. It is likely that you'll be eaten by a grue.

• Keep going forwards
• Go through the path on your right
• Go back like a cowardly French person