UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/Reverse87

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Pixel 1.png Pixel 1.png HEALTH: 0
severely injured

THIRST: 0
extremely thirsty


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You eat and swallow Knife Guy. But, after the digestion begins, you spit him out, as eating someone's whole body is...well... kinda disgusting, I guess? And also very inhumane, even though people in the Arctic, if there were no animals, there would probably be no people in the Arctic, because civilization would've been dead. Or humans would've adapted to become... sea animals, and eat other fish. Man, that is a crazy thought? Sadly, this thought is undermined by Knife Guy coming out of your mouth, and reatomizing into the shape we all know and love known as Knife Guy's body.

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"Holy shit, that was inhumane man? Look, I know I was tryin' to kill 'ya, but like, find another better way of self-defence."

"Well, I'm still glad you saved me. But I have places to be. Cya!"

He then drops a piece of paper.

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