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HEALTH: 0
severely injured
THIRST: 0
extremely thirsty
UNDEFINED WTF L. 1
HP:
John "Moccasin" FAT L. All of it
HP:0/80

* What does a John do in this situation?
- Use MOCCABLITZ Moccasin type move. Does enough damage to sink a battleship.
- Use PUNCH OUT Reference type move. Does some damage. Tires the other enemy.
- Use POKEBALL Not a fucking attack type move. Why this move is here is unknown.