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severely injured

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My name is Phoenix Wrong, and I'm an based attorney. I have a huge dick, and three children.

You hire Phoenix Wrong, and that, my friend, was the wrong choice. You see, although Phoenix Wright is an ace attorney, Phoenix Wrong is a clubs attorney, and he's a two of clubs. Useless, dumb, and stupid. Stupid and dumb, yes. He ejaculates onto the courtroom and says "don't you know who my client is?" You AND Phoenix Wrong is sent to jail for two hundred years.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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