UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-BR/KnifeGuy

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Pixel 1.png Pixel 1.png HEALTH: 0
severely injured

THIRST: 0
extremely thirsty


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IT'S KNIFE GUY!

His presence is so, so strong, that the background has turned black. The static that has been blinding your eyes (yes, you saw static in your eyesight, like that, uh, makes any sense) has disappeared.

"Hello there, fucker. Remember me, Mpregged douchbag? Yeah, it's me, Knife Guy. It's been a while since we met, huh? You sat down on the train, and before I was gonna talk to ya, you just FUCKING LEFT ME! No more Mr. Knife Guy—he needs some sharpened BLOOD! This is payback, motherfucker."

It's knife guy. Probably. He has the heartbeat of the clanking of knives. The walls feel sharper than they were before. That's when you know: Shit's fucked up.