UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-9N

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You have 0 dollars.

Your finances are terrible.

You have no items.

You may carry only one item at a time.

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University_Marketplace.jpg You politely ask the person to piss of. He responds in the calmest way possible:

"Þu scuma, ic wylle forðfaran mid minum sylflicum wande!"

You respond, "Are you speaki-?"

Before you can finish your sentence, the man reveals himself to be the one, the only, Gandalf the Grey.

Thy fools!

He casts a spell even he doesn't know and burns everyone and everything in a 500 kilometer radius. Literally, everybody died.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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