UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-5F

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You have 0 dollars.

Your finances are terrible.

You have no items.

You may carry only one item at a time.

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You try swimming under the bridge. But then, just conveniently, a small ferry (at least, small compared to British Columbian standards). You are squished and squashed, and then an aquatic Olula eats you, in that order.

Such is the way of the Vancouverite.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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