UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-40C

You have 0 dollars.

Your finances are terrible.

You have no items.

You may carry only one item at a time.

BLAH HAH HAH! I AM THE EVIL MOCCASIN!



HOLY SHIT! IT'S YOUR NEPHEW, RICHARD MOCCASIN!



WHERE IS THAT DAMNED GALAXY-TRAVELLER? WHATEVER. NOW I WILL DEFEAT YOU, BECAUSE I'M EVIL AND SHIT. AND ALSO MY NAME IS RICHARD MOCCASIN.

CLICK ON RED BOXING GLOVES TO DEAL DAMAGE, AND AVOID MOCCABALLS! (THEY'RE BASEBALLS BUT MOCCASINS.) IF YOUR SCREEN GOES BLACK, YOU GOT HIT!

You may:

• Defeat Richard "Fuck You" Moccasin