UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-34D
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You have 0 dollars.
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Your finances are terrible.
You have no items.
You may carry only one item at a time.
X
Yeah... the ferryman just drowns you. Like, after just hearing the words "Ketchikan"[1], he just... grabs you by the chest and jumps into the water, killing the both of you. As that one criminal dumbass once said, "You can't have fingerprints if you cut off your fingers". It's just... this situation is kind of more severe.
TL;DR: You can't make it to Ketchikan yet, dumbass.
You may:
- ↑ It's only one word th—BANG!