UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-16

You have 0 dollars.

Your finances are terrible.

You have no items.

You may carry only one item at a time.

X You enter ???. Despite it sounding like a mysterious place, it's actually just a field with three levitating exclamation marks above it.

You may:

• (You cannot go north.)
• (You cannot go east.)
• Go south to a bridge
• Go west to an inter-dimensional portal
• Noclip out of reality