UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/TrebuchetGuy

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The guy behind the white curtain
After two more days of fairly straightforward and uninteresting walking, you finally reach Yakutat Bay. On the other side of this bay lies the town of Yakutat.

The journey is straightforward and uninteresting because we're getting lazy. You encounter a guy behind a white curtain.

He tells you:

"Ever since the fog appeared to the west of this place, I haven't been getting many visitors. You must be John, I've heard about you. Are you really as Bat Fuck Insane as I've heard you are?
Well, I might be even MORE Bat Fuck Insane, because I have a TREBUCHET!!"

"And I'm gonna FLING YOU TO YAKUTAT, BITCH!!!" You may now:

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