UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/ToIcyBay (Kayak)

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YOU CAN SEE YOUR REFLECTION, IN THE PUS-COVERED HANDS

You're way too damn tired to continue any further. But you try to keep paddling anyway, and it goes about as well as you'd expect it to go:

The already-gigantic blisters all over your hands start to pop and spray blood and pus all over your body.

The ocean becomes restless, almost as if it were sentient.

And most importantly, you become dead.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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