UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Tehachapirest

You stop to rest in Tehachapi, the "Land of the Four Seasons Races of Creatures".

The "four races of creatures" are exactly what you expected them to be: the OPOSSUMS, Olulas, Aracuans and Grues.

You can hear all of these creatures yowling and growling all through the night. An old homeless man tells you that about a week prior, a Grue captured and ate a young Olula, so the Olulas and their allies the Aracuans have declared war on the Grues. The stink of all four of these strange species (and their blood) plagues the city.

Once you heard a couple "SLAPPALLAPPA LAPPALLAPPA"s and "SUCK MUCK"s coming from down the street, you knew you were fucking dead. Despite those sounds, it was not an Aracuan or an OPOSSUM that came to kill you, it was the recently-woken impostor John, who sniped you in the crotch.

You feel pretty dumb, don't you?

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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