UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/SummonKnifeGirl

Seeing your failures in trying to summon Knife Guy, you instead try to summon Knife Girl.

Somehow it works. You have successfully summoned Knife Girl. And she's extremely fucking pissed off at everyone here.

You may:

• Ask Knife Girl about her backstory
• Throw explosives at her
• Steal Knife Girl's knife
• Yeet Knife Girl
• Option 5
• Leave the story