UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/StayHidden

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You continue waiting in this dark cabinet in the ferry for what was likely about thirty minutes, but felt like five hours. Someone inevitably walks towards your cabinet to get some tomato sauce, freaking both him and you out.

The guy quickly realizes that you're a hitchhiker, so he yells out:

ARRRR, ME MATEYS!!! YOU'RE GONNA WALK THE PLANK, BOY!

A whole squad of weirdos dressed like pirates all jump out of nowhere, hoist you up, and throw you overboard.

You're a rather lousy swimmer.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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