UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/StarWarsFerry

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You decide to board the ferry that has Star Wars characters all over it. You look at the captain and see that they are none other than Darth Vader himself. With the red lightsaber and all. This is apparently before his death in the movies.

Darth Vader turns his helmeted head toward you. He ignites his lightsaber and advances toward you slowly. You realize he's going to kill you if you don't do something.

Mention Luke Skywalker.

Pray to Mocaawsen for a moccasin lightsaber.