UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/moccalightsaber

A long time ago in a galaxy far,
far away...

You pray to Mokaawsen for a moccasin lightsaber. You hear a great and booming voice say to you, "You have been a faithful follower to me. So I shall grant your prayer!"

Suddenly, a leather lightsaber hilt appears in your right hand. You activate it by pressing a leather button. After igniting the blade, you look at it. It is a leather blade. You freak out, knowing that leather blades are practically incapable of being efficient weapons.

Ask Mokaawsen for a new moccasin lightsaber.

Fight anyway.

Jump overboard and drown yourself.