UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Speak to the OPOSSUMs (Gun)

The sign

You try to communicate with the OPOSSUMS but the language barrier is too great. However, they seem to be gesturing to the right. You try to talk to them in Spanish and Moccasinian (the only languages besides English you know) and they shake their heads, except for one of them. That one stutters in poor Moccasinian, "Goings the where of who?", to which you respond with "Ketchikan". That same OPOSSUM then answers, in bad Moccasinian, "Righting the go of way. Noting the left. Plos into don'ting the go of there".

You may:

• Follow the OPOSSUM's advice
• Disregard the OPOSSUM
• Shoot yourself for no reason