UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/SoLongKelpMan

You run off towards the Alaska coast while laughing and yelling "SO LONG, KELP-FOR-BRAINS!!! YOU MARINE VEGETATION-HEADED BASTARD!!!" like a madman.

There, bobbing in the coastal waves, sits your trusty speedboat, the Glorbus, which seems like it's capable of waiting for you to return.

You may:

• Go full warp-speed towards Kayak Island