UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/ShootAtSid

The ice tank.

Neither you nor Sid have any prior experience piloting a tank. However, you once controlled a giant mecha fire-breathing tiger (the Fenris MMX from Escape from Ojai), and Sid is a retarded ground sloth. There's zero competition: you shoot a few holes in Sid’s tank, and Sid is forced to get out of his tank and run for his life. You do not see from Sid again.

You may now:

• Head north in your ice tank