UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Scavenge Grue Corpse

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South_end_of_Fetlar_airstrip_-_geograph.org.uk_-_534764.jpg You find

  • About 5 dollars in quarters, which you take
  • a device that is labelled "Portal Generator" in an ominous font
  • an AP World History - 1 textbook (which you leave behind)
  • and a live bat which flies off, giving you the finger.

and a whole lot of grue guts. You may