UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/SatanPhone

You summon Satan at the middle of Vancouver. Due to you being a visitor of Hell, the Eldritch Zone, and after your continuous Option 5ing at Tacoma, you have friendly connections to Satan. You tell the all-powerful entity of Satan that you need an iPhone 13 from him. He agrees, but only under one demand—he joins you at your rampage of Vancouver. And also, he needs eight human souls. Do you accept this demand?

• Yes
• No
• Kill yourself and return to the Eldritch Zone