UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Re-exist

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You are now the only thing that exists.

This page is a dead end.

What a genius you are. Now you will have to wait until you starve to death in the void, with nothing to rot you but the microbes that prey on your insides. Your flesh will feed these tiny bacteria for millennia, and perhaps you will become a new self-sustained universe for these things. Perhaps they shall one day gain sentience and write Escape from Ojai 3.

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