UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Raw-clams

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Holy moly, it's raw!

Kayak_island.jpgYou find some mussels fairly easily, the clams were slightly harder to find. You pull them all open, to the annoyance of the creatures inside the shells, which you yank out and eat. Tastes… rather strange.

They just don't taste as good when they're raw. You get uhh… salmonella, or something, I guess. How about, well, steaming them or something next time?


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