UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/RainTemplate

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RainGif.gifSuddenly, the mosquitoes all take shelter underground, as it quickly begins to rain.

Now, if you don't like rain, then why the fuck are you trying to get to Ketchikan, one of the rainiest places in the whole fucking world?

Well, this is the end of the Template Trap. Rejoice!

However, you now face a new danger, the nearly inescapable, possibly unavoidable, endless nexus of flesh and tentacles, where the creatures of old reside. A place that you may know as FRESNO, or possibly…