UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/PullOverAracuan (Gun)

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You speak to the Aracuan monster who then attacks you singing SLAPPALLAPPALLAPPALLAPPA CACATONEDITUCAN and chanting the name of his god, Tse-Tung. What did you expect? Thankfully you're in a fast car and holding a shotgun.