UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/PortalExplain

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Kiggum and Niggum are tired of trying to speak English to you, so Kiggum starts speaking in "Chinook" to an Aracuan who happens to understand this strange nineteenth-century pidgin language. The Aracuan translates his speech:

"Yuo can into pressings dis big red button here to turn Ninja Blender Mode off, then you is of gettings in da toilet and flushing it. You'll be sent through a wormhole dat is of sending yuo 2 Moxin."

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