UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/PortalExplain

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The OPOSSUMs lead you into Kiggum and Niggum are tired of trying to speak English to you, so Kiggum starts speaking in "Chinook" to an Aracuan who happens to understand this strange nineteenth-century pidgin language. The Aracuan translates his speech:

"Yuo can into pressings dis big red button here to turn Ninja Blender Mode off, then you is of gettings in da toilet and flushing it. You'll be sent through a wormhole dat is of sending yuo 2 Moxin."

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